crazy-brazilian:

(via techno-trashcan)

honeylavendermilktea:

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

(via areweforgiven)

locus-p0cus:

validwarriorcatsnames:

amarkls:

cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

(via slowparts)

ghostinghome:

anyways here is the silly guy ever

manywinged:

just tripped over my own words so badly that i ended up saying “renjoy your wreekend” like scooby fucking doo to a customer

(via benjamin-tano)

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

(via mychemicalraymance)

viejospellejos:

Ansia viiiiivaa

(via highlandvalley)

pussyronin:

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

(via kawaiite-mage)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

spiderleggedhorse:

segamascot:

The guy behind me in class gave me strange looks while I made this edit, you better reblog it.

(via unown-researcher-salty)

socalledmixtapelife:

sueandpuresblog:

Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind

(via bestfunny)

Trevor made the (correct) observation that my tumblr is mainly cat memes while my facebook is mainly spongebob memes

passionpeachy:

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years

(via alecvolturi)

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

sailor-sappho:

I love the implication that it’s woke not because you can play a woman with a dick but because the woman’s are larger.

They’re just being true to the lore

(via bestfunny)

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

The “Open in App” button was out there to taunt you. it sends you to the app store even though you already own the app and it will never let you see the post on your phone browser. they do this because they hate yoy

(via takamoris)